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What's going up consists of beauty videos, advice, writing, make-up, general videos and vlogs. I'm trying to rope Luke in to doing a character as well...so we shall see!
And now, bringing you an oldie but goodie in the adventures of online dating. I don't want to be a smug relationshipped person, but I am so glad this doesn't happen anymore, even if it is entertaining.
The major function of this blog is to simply present to you weirdos I encounter online with little to no commentary. After sending most of these crazy posts to friends (and one ex who shares his peculiar online foibles as well...although as a man he seems to get far less of these entertainers) and posting a few on Facebook, I decided it was time to bite the bullet and start a blog. These are far too good not to share with the world.
As a fairly open person, I think I attract a lot of different types of people (platonic and otherwise). While I find this a mostly positive trait, there are many times when it just gets weird.
Like this guy, who apparently thought insulting a woman in every way possible about sensitive topics was the way to her heart.
He steps up to the plate and hits a home run without even warming up with this opening line:
Some helpful advice all single girls in their late 20s should hear--especially via a Dating Website.
Followed by a competition where he seemed to be the sole participant:
Then a description of his future wife and why she will never age:
An invitation for me to commit suicide because I'm so ugly:
His pièce de résistance:
Oh, but I am so stupid. All of that was just verbal foreplay. He actually just wants to go on a date--with little old me?! Cheeky little sausage. What a seductive game of verbal chess that was!
Let's take a further look into what makes this witty wordsmith tick: